Oh DICKENS: the redickening

[Corn]

Once upon a time, a rad gal named Bombazine drew some dogs with horns and made a bunch of dick jokes, and yea, it was good. Then, she left gaia to do real life stuff, and passed the shop into the hands of her most senior colorist (me).

This was a mistake. I am very bad at running shops. It crashed and burned years ago.

But now there's this new forum, with all these new people and new possibilities. Maybe it's time to give it another try.

Maybe it's time for a good Dicking.

 

[Corn]

here are some dicks.

original recipe;

just your average dick

alternate lines;

not actually a different kind of dick, just a different look

chubby dicks;

(old vers.)

(new vers.)
some real chonkers here, absolute units

long dicks;

lots of body and little bitty leggy
uncut dicks;

they fluff

 

[Corn]

my most famous monster, the dreaded Cha-Cha-Cha

 

[Corn]

MY PLANS;

-get the band back together as much as possible
-contact sprouty so I can get into the webhost again
-get some heckin colorists
-update all the old templates so they match the newest ones
-write... LORE

 

[Corn]

what the heck am I gonna do with 20 posts anyways

 

[Corn]

maybe I'll stop at ten??

 

[Corn]

seven,

 

[Corn]

oh wait there's numbers in the corner I don't have to count

 

[Corn]

man this site has everything! even a built in word counter! gj devs

 

[Corn]

I think this is the beginning of something truly beautiful. maybe something terrible also. only one way to tell!

thank you, former gaia user bombazine, for my life

 

[astralprogenitor]

I'm here also do you have any dickens so I can show berry (con) 'cause he never got to see them


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[sharkberrypizza]

I did not!

But I'd love to.

I'm probably going to put my butt down right here. <w <

Also yeah, some ppl reserve posts so you're good!

 

[astralprogenitor]

Glad you didn't have to re-host anything. But ahhhh man it's been so long look at those fluffers. D| I want the 3920392 I never got to have before.
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[Corn]

some day, perhaps, u may has

 

[FrostyPeaches]

chachachaa. is #1. i can't wait for more magical looking dickens to be created XD

here for support

 

[astralprogenitor]

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[Puppytier]

Ah frickens, I thini fondly on the dickens often.

 

[sharkberrypizza]

Henlo there!

I am on board for a good dickens, always!

 

[LOLLI qAq]

DIIIICCCCKKKKKEEENNNSSSS~ hi i love you.

 

[sheepcakes]

I need to find my dick