"And at six make sure all the babies get their snacks - especially Pepper because if I come back and that fuckin onix is chewin' on the side of this building again I'm gonna coat you in feldspar and throw you in her food bowl, you got it?"
Ricky huffed at the intern, then waved them off before pulling up his phone as he stalked off from the main office of the Enrichment Center. Truly, he didn't have time to leave - when did he ever have time to do anything except his job during work hours? - but he couldn't help the allure of getting out on company time for just a little while. Besides, it was still work, and even related to his day job; they could really use a source of fresher forage while the farms were still being constructed, and if they could find a nice spot to mine some mineral-rich rock or, even better, river silt that wasn't brackish, that would be great.
It just, well - he didn't particularly expect to be the one going and searching for it. Weren't there other people who'd signed up to go wander the wilderness? People who wanted to be out in a bunch of sticky thorn bushes and muddy pitfalls and who knows what the hell else? He wasn't one of them, even if he was curious what the rest of the island held. What a conundrum, though the choice was already made for him there - the boss said he needed to go, to set a good example, to do the surveys himself, and honestly he'd tuned out there. Hayashi already knew that he would do whatever he had to in order to keep his job; why even bother with the explanations? Just point and he'd go, like the dumb little stoutland he was.
"Alright, look alive!"
Enough grumbling - Ricky announced himself with a loud voice and sudden movement as he pushed through the double doors leading from the facility's employee section and into the general common area; as they swung shut behind him, he lifted the rotom-tablet he held in one hand, and its eyes shifted into an overly-dramatic swirl as he waved it gently over his head. He tried his best not to look annoyed, lifting his brows and managing, at least, a half-crooked smile as he looked over the people seated and standing around the several benches at the edges of the room. A more genuine softness crossed his face briefly as an overly excitable pikachu - one of their employees' pokémon - perked up and darted over to run circles around his feet, but his attention turned back to the human element present soon enough.
"The Enrichment Facility group expedition to the, uh... what th-- Darksallow Valley! Is leaving as soon as possible. If you're goin', I need your name, ID, and a scan of the poké balls you're bringin. Marko here is gonna be takin' all that info, so line up if you're comin'. Niceties can happen after we get you logged, 'cause I am not gonna be standin' here all day when there's shit to do."
Assured he'd definitely been loud enough for everyone to hear, Ricky released Marko - the poor rotom-tablet - allowing it to spin once before its screen flickered to life, displaying an information log.
"Please register here! Do not worry - I will not bite, unlike Mr. Ramirez," the rotom announced, laughing with a soft crackle of static at the lowered eyebrows and thin line of lips its words drew from its brash coworker.